Friday, March 18, 2005

Happy St. Fuckin' Patty's Day

I am so fucking drunk right now you wouldn't believe it. Or maybe you would. Anyhow, March 17th turned out to be more of a blast than I thought it would, although it will end in me jerking off rather than swallowing cum or gulping down girl-cum or whatever. Anyhow, just thought it would be funny to post while the room is spinning. I'll regret it tomorrow, I know.

Off to smoke.

4 Comments:

Blogger themadamefiles said...

Indent a kid? That sounds like something that would be a device that would be like a branding tool of some sorts - you know, like a big bat that you would press into the kid's head and leave an indent for identification purposes... BTW, that pic is hysterical! You should have put him in a little white tshirt and rolled up his sleeves. Working out! I envy you girl! I used to work out like a feind, now, I am just depressed. Yea, I love it when my biceps get cut! There is nothing sexier than nice arms with just the right amount of muscle on a woman. And when you're having sex, FLEX THEM!! It drives men wild! LOL!! I still have some muscle and I use it for added effect!! LOL

11:18 AM  
Blogger aughra said...

Hey, Madame, did you mean to post that at my blog, and not Bi's? Weird that I am about to post at Bi's....

Cum should be green on St Pat's.

9:47 AM  
Blogger themadamefiles said...

LOL!!! Yea!! What the fuck is up with blogger! It's turned psychotic! I would not want to felate the big guys who run blogger - they are just pathetic!! LOL!
And Bi - I just love drunken rantings! They rock!! ;-)

10:26 AM  
Blogger Living Bi said...

Good ol' Blogger! But I'm not gonna bitch about them too much because they're part of the Google internet empire, and Google is generally good.

Aw, fuck it, let's bitch.

As for the post I made... I totally forgot I even made that post until I started getting comments on it, then it all came rushing back to me. I think I should be commended on the quality of my typing while really, really drunk. However "gulping down girl-cum" is a little heavy-handed prose-wise, even for my tastes.

All hail the Irish Car Bomb!

11:47 PM  

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