Proud of my score

I saw another blog I read had their purity test score posted and suddenly realized this blog is perfect, because I've never been able to be honest about my score before. So here's my score.

I scored 37¾% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

It would be even lower, but apparently necrophilia isn't one of my kinks. And also none of my relatives have the required combination of hotness, stability and open-mindedness for me to sleep with. I suppose I should be glad for both of these things. I also have apparently not had nearly enough sex in moving vehicles of any sort, which I'm actually disappointed in. I mean, I've been in cars, buses, motorhomes, trains, planes, ships, etc., but haven't done tha' nasty in any of them.

Well, not while they were in motion anyway.

You know what they say, if the tiny bathroom in the back of coach is rockin, don't come a' knockin' unless you're about to inform of us of impending cabin de-pressurization.

Also, before anyone says it: Yeah, I know purity tests are so high-school, what're you gonna do about it? Besides, my answers back then weren't any fun.